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Dead Men Eat No Churros Bella Canvas Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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- Athletic Heather
- Black
- Dark Grey Heather
- Heather Navy
- Heather Red
- Heather Team Purple
- Natural
- Pink
- White
- Heather Columbia Blue
- Heather Ice Blue
- Heather Peach
- Heather Olive
- Heather Mauve
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Pirate vibes. Park snacks. Enough said.
This one’s for the bold-hearted snackers who know that life’s too short to skip the churro cart. Inspired by the classic attraction and styled with a vintage-washed look, the Dead Men Eat No Churros tee is a subtle nod to your favorite ride — and your favorite treat.
Printed on a soft, garment-dyed tee with just the right broken-in feel, this one’s park-day ready from rope drop to fireworks.
Details:
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Unisex fit
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Designed for the churro loyalists
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Made for the parks, perfect for everyday wear
Because real treasure? It's cinnamon sugar.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Shipping & Returns
SHIPPING & RETURNS
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SHIPPING
- FREE shipping on orders over $100. Exclusions may apply.
- Shipping rates for other orders are calculated at checkout.
- Most items are made to order, so please allow time for production before shipping.
- Tracking information will be emailed once your order ships.
RETURNS
- Returns for store credit are accepted within 14 days of delivery.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition with tags attached.
- Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
- A 15% restocking fee is deducted from the store credit issued.
- Customized items, mystery products, and gift cards are final sale.
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Care Instructions
GOOD GEAR DESERVES GOOD CARE.
Your favorite tee deserves more than one park day. A little TLC goes a long way toward keeping your gear looking good, wash after wash.
THE WASH
- Turn garments inside out before washing to help protect the print.
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F or below) with similar colors.
- Use a mild detergent. Skip the bleach and fabric softener.
- Wash on a gentle cycle whenever possible.
THE DRY
- Hang dry or lay flat for best results.
- If using a dryer, tumble dry on low heat.
- Avoid high heat, which can cause shrinking and damage printed designs.
THE FINISHING TOUCHES
- Do not iron directly over printed artwork.
- If ironing is needed, turn the garment inside out and use low heat.
- Do not dry clean.
- Avoid stretching printed areas while the garment is wet.
A NOTE ON THAT BROKEN-IN LOOK
Some of our apparel features garment-dyed fabrics and intentionally distressed designs. Slight variations in color, texture, and fading are part of the character — not a flaw.
PARKBOUND SUPPLY CO.
Wear it often. Wash it wisely. Keep the good stuff going.

Dead Men Eat No Churros Bella Canvas Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Athletic Heather / XS
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GOOD GEAR. NO GIMMICKS.
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